Reese knew what he’d meant. He gasped and his jaw dropped and his eyes grew wide as Malcolm blushed more fiercely than he ever had. “Dude, that’s awesome!” Reese whispered in glee. Malcolm agreed but Reese dived further into the thought. “We’re two brother’s who share a room who are both gay who are adolescent and who would love to fuck each other’s brains out any minute of the day!” He managed in one breath excitedly. “And besides,” he used a ‘cooler’ tone now, “I was gonna fuck you whether you liked it or not.” He smirked cockily as Malcolm chuckled and blushed.
— Somehow ended up in the Malcom in the Middle x-rated fan fic section of the internet tonight.