20 year old Creative Writing student.
Like what you see? Me neither. Here are some things I would talk to a therapist about if I could afford one.
Need to get a load off? If you’re at your parents and can’t access xtube, check out some jokes I’m testing for my forthcoming Premium Blend special.
mykicks replied to your post: What if I stated in my will that if I were ever in a coma that I’d like to be unplugged,
They take out your butt plug and there’s that quiet exhale of air like when they took the cocoon out of the dead girl’s throat in The Silence of the Lambs.
They get a doctor to examine it. “Somebody grew this guy, fed him honey and nightshade, kept him warm. Somebody loved him.”
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chotai said:
why would you need a butt plug when you could just put a dick in it? I JUST DONT GET IT. No one says “if you liked it then you shoulda putta butt plug in it” - they say “if you liked it then you shoulda putta a dick in it.”
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