What if I stated in my will that if I were ever in a coma that I’d like to be unplugged,
but what I meant was that I want someone to remove my butt plug?
Or release my acoustic album.
Edgar Sux
20 year old Creative Writing student.
Like what you see? Me neither. Here are some things I would talk to a therapist about if I could afford one.
Need to get a load off? If you’re at your parents and can’t access xtube, check out some jokes I’m testing for my forthcoming Premium Blend special.
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2012-02-21
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chotai said:
as someone who has had chronic constipation since the day i was born, the concept of a “butt plug” just fucking astounds me.
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mykicks said:
They take out your butt plug and there’s that quiet exhale of air like when they took the cocoon out of the dead girl’s throat in The Silence of the Lambs.
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